"what the fuck"

pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

(Source: mydogsnokes, via sarcasm-in-my-veins)

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via sarcasm-in-my-veins)

are children small, or just far away?

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"It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once."

Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

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"September 22. Nothing."

Franz Kafka, Diaries 1914-1923   (via nevahmind)

(via sarcasm-in-my-veins)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via fitspiration)

theodd1sout:

This is why school is so important.

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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