the only thing I’ve learned from vines is that a lot can happen in 6 seconds

(via sarcasm-in-my-veins)

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

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Anonymous asked:
what drugs have you done


nice try mom

the world is an egg and i am no longer afraid to make an omelette

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studies show that i am a fucking idiot

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Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via papayamangobanana)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via junkiefangs)

"Doesn’t it scare you that you’ve wasted more than half of your life hating yourself? It should."

Michelle K., What Keeps Me Up at Night #102. (via sheusu)

(via pialavriha)

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"And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever."

Susane Colasanti, When It Happens  (via larmoyante)


buffering more like suffering

(via thats-so-meme)

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that
  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this